I feel as though I've been invited to a party and I'm the only here so far. I've been looking around the place and getting a mite confused. Nobody here but I'm receiving all sorts of instructions and suggestions and I've tried to accept them - it's rude not to accept offers when you're in a new place. And I've done something crass beyond measure: I've got a follower and it's me. I'm following myself. There's a story I read somewhere - maybe Poe (and I'm not throwing the name around to impress you because I'm lost here) - about a man following himself.
Anyway, I'm going to send this off into the ether though there's no addressee so it may be hanging round up there for God knows how long.
So, here goes...help!